Can You Win Logan Roy's Billions In This Cut-Throat Succession Quiz?

While on your first day working at ATN, you run into Cousin Greg, who’s carrying two trays full of steaming hot lattes in his hands. How do you make your first impression on the extended Roy family?

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Offer to get a coffee for Greg - even if it’s the one you’ve been drinking. Who needs coffee when you can have power?

Take the coffees from Greg and deliver them yourself, even though you don’t know whose is whose

Grab a coffee, chug it, then throw the cup on the ground to assert dominance

Ask Greg if he knows where Logan Roy is so you can pitch your next big idea

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"I can take a lot in terms of psychological pain, so..."

After you’re finished with Greg, you go with him on his last coffee delivery to Tom, who takes one look at you and decides that you’d be a perfect pencil-pusher for ATN, writing more controversial (and unverifiable) conservative rage-bait for his hosts to shill. What do you tell him?

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Of course, no questions asked. By the way, do you need a human footrest to take a break from your busy day?

Not a bad idea, but… have you considered writing content for the untapped demographic of angry zillennials instead?

When do I start, boss?

No, of course not - I have my morals!

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"I'd castrate you and marry you in a heartbeat."

Shiv interrupts your meeting with Tom, rushing into the room to tell him that Waystar’s stocks are dipping due to a recent expose about C-suite staff using their subordinates as human furniture. Waystar needs a PR miracle - what do you suggest?

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Strategically leak personal information about the writer who wrote the expose - paint them as mentally unstable and insinuate they’ve fabricated everything

Distract the public by announcing ATN will be merging with CNN to create a more balanced news approach

Address the controversy head on - apologize, and clean up the act from the inside

Offer to console Shiv and Tom in this trying time by serving as a human footrest

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"Hello? Is this the Replicant Department? Yeah, my meat-puppet has stopped working."

Shiv and Tom are intrigued by your suggestion, and decide to send you up the ladder to the board meeting, where Gerri is leading a debate about whether or not Waystar should accept a recent buyout offer from Google, who wants to take over all of their properties and distribute ATN exclusively on YouTube. How do you chime in?

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We should sell and retire, leave all of this behind!

We should leverage this offer into getting anything we want out of Mattson and his company!

Umm… we should do whatever Gerri thinks!

We should retaliate by offering to buy Google back!

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"You little slime puppy."

Roman interrupts your response by giving you his most Roman-y look ever and asking: Who the hell are you? Now’s your time to shine. How do you introduce yourself?

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I’m your biggest fan!

Oh, I, uh, uh, well I started my day helping Greg, and then, uh, well…

I’m the person who’s going to bring WayStar Royco into the 21st century.

I’m your worst nightmare, baby.

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"If a deal collapses in a wood and no one hears it, is it an SEC violation?"

Something about you has won over nearly all of the Roys, but there’s one person who still stands in your way: Kendall Roy. He just has one question for you: Why are you worthy of Logan’s riches?

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Because I can charm anyone like Tom.

Because I have something that none of you have - my dignity.